Selfoids The New Race An introduction
A Selfoid is an extemely selfish person who has no concept of caring about their fellow human beings. A self-admitted "Tech Lover," this writer has picked up on some of the physical characteristics of just what a "Selfoid" could look like:
1. Often "Seek-Out" shoplifters and do their best to make sure that they are caught under any circumstances.
2. Often walk with heads lined up perfectly with their spine.
3. Often buy expensive $5-$8 bubble tea, fancy coffee's or tea's and would much rather take one sip and through it away than dare to share! If you follow a Selfoid for more than 60-120 minutes, you will most likely witness incessant "wasting" of bottled water, expensive juices, specialty coffee's and expensive snacks.
4. Often speak over others repeatedly.
5. Often have ample education and work in positions of power, success or status.
6. .Often claim to be flat broke or busted while they have tens of thousands of dollars, realestate, vehicles, clothing and more.
7. Often have no trouble ever making money, at anything they ever do.
8. Often truly believe others should be stopped from progressing in their careers so they themselves progress.
9. Are often shrewd.
10.Often have strange sexual tastes.
WHAT MAKES A SELFOID MOST LIVID?
1. Should you dare interfere with their right to have more money than you, most likely they will "Wreak Havic" on you in some manner in return.
2. Smoking. Selfoids are pushing to make everything "They Dislike" ILLEGAL!
3. If you look at their overweight, underloved Dogs the wrong way, or happen to be deep in thought and they catch you, they will become your "Life-Long Enemy."
4. Having to share the proceeds left in a "Family Will" with other family members.
5. When you smile at them for no apparent reason. Note; If you do this by accident, they will begin to look around them for lost change, followed by checking their clothing for something wrong, followed by looking around the room at others (that you could possibly looking at).
6. Having to walk their dog after it's been locked in their apartment for 12-14 hours every day!
WHAT PLEASES SELFOIDS?
1. Their own reflection! Selfoids will often look at their own reflection at least 30 to 60 times during the span of a 1 block, ten minute walk.
2. Money and High Tech Toys
3. Having a newer smart-phone than the rest of us.
4. Seeing fellow human-beings Homeless.
5. Hearing a Baby or Child Crying off in the distance.
6. Being left inheritance.
7. Leaving their Dog at home for 12-14 hours while they work then socialize.
8. Eating in front of their dog and having the right to keep telling their dog "NO, NOT FOR YOU!"
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
1. Keep your mouth shut.
2. Do not make eye contact because niceness is weakness in a selfoids eyes.
3. Stay clear of all selfoids because contrary to popular belief, You CANNOT CHANGE THEM!
4. As one of my few Heroes today say's at the end of each of his Broadcasts on YouTube "Be the change you want to see!" (I'm speaking about Rex Bear - Founder & Host of THE LEAK PROJECT)
5. Think about making a quick $5 DONATION to atleast two people who have tested 100% NEGATIVE for "Selfoidism," Gordon and Leona, founders of Shoppabilities.com, Shoppabilities QR Code Shops, topsellersshop.club, totallylocalclassifieds.club and YouTube Channels and Two Dozen Small BLOGS with blogger.com
Here is our DIRECT LINK to our Paypal.Me Donation Check-Out Page - https://www.paypal.me/shoppabilities
Or you could also scan our qr code below: Please know that should you choose to donate $1, $2, $5 or $10, you could most likely be amoungnst the FIRST 100 DONOR'S which makes you an instant member of Totally Local Classifieds (totallylocalclassifieds.club) and you will receive free advertising for 14 days on any of our web shops (topsellersshop.club, shoppabilities.com, totallylocalclassifieds.club)
Thanks for coming. See you in a week!
Written by Gordon Welke
Check-Out our Web Shop at shoppabilities.com
1. Often "Seek-Out" shoplifters and do their best to make sure that they are caught under any circumstances.
2. Often walk with heads lined up perfectly with their spine.
3. Often buy expensive $5-$8 bubble tea, fancy coffee's or tea's and would much rather take one sip and through it away than dare to share! If you follow a Selfoid for more than 60-120 minutes, you will most likely witness incessant "wasting" of bottled water, expensive juices, specialty coffee's and expensive snacks.
4. Often speak over others repeatedly.
5. Often have ample education and work in positions of power, success or status.
6. .Often claim to be flat broke or busted while they have tens of thousands of dollars, realestate, vehicles, clothing and more.
7. Often have no trouble ever making money, at anything they ever do.
8. Often truly believe others should be stopped from progressing in their careers so they themselves progress.
9. Are often shrewd.
10.Often have strange sexual tastes.
WHAT MAKES A SELFOID MOST LIVID?
1. Should you dare interfere with their right to have more money than you, most likely they will "Wreak Havic" on you in some manner in return.
2. Smoking. Selfoids are pushing to make everything "They Dislike" ILLEGAL!
3. If you look at their overweight, underloved Dogs the wrong way, or happen to be deep in thought and they catch you, they will become your "Life-Long Enemy."
4. Having to share the proceeds left in a "Family Will" with other family members.
5. When you smile at them for no apparent reason. Note; If you do this by accident, they will begin to look around them for lost change, followed by checking their clothing for something wrong, followed by looking around the room at others (that you could possibly looking at).
6. Having to walk their dog after it's been locked in their apartment for 12-14 hours every day!
WHAT PLEASES SELFOIDS?
1. Their own reflection! Selfoids will often look at their own reflection at least 30 to 60 times during the span of a 1 block, ten minute walk.
2. Money and High Tech Toys
3. Having a newer smart-phone than the rest of us.
4. Seeing fellow human-beings Homeless.
5. Hearing a Baby or Child Crying off in the distance.
6. Being left inheritance.
7. Leaving their Dog at home for 12-14 hours while they work then socialize.
8. Eating in front of their dog and having the right to keep telling their dog "NO, NOT FOR YOU!"
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
1. Keep your mouth shut.
2. Do not make eye contact because niceness is weakness in a selfoids eyes.
3. Stay clear of all selfoids because contrary to popular belief, You CANNOT CHANGE THEM!
4. As one of my few Heroes today say's at the end of each of his Broadcasts on YouTube "Be the change you want to see!" (I'm speaking about Rex Bear - Founder & Host of THE LEAK PROJECT)
5. Think about making a quick $5 DONATION to atleast two people who have tested 100% NEGATIVE for "Selfoidism," Gordon and Leona, founders of Shoppabilities.com, Shoppabilities QR Code Shops, topsellersshop.club, totallylocalclassifieds.club and YouTube Channels and Two Dozen Small BLOGS with blogger.com
Here is our DIRECT LINK to our Paypal.Me Donation Check-Out Page - https://www.paypal.me/shoppabilities
Or you could also scan our qr code below: Please know that should you choose to donate $1, $2, $5 or $10, you could most likely be amoungnst the FIRST 100 DONOR'S which makes you an instant member of Totally Local Classifieds (totallylocalclassifieds.club) and you will receive free advertising for 14 days on any of our web shops (topsellersshop.club, shoppabilities.com, totallylocalclassifieds.club)
Thanks for coming. See you in a week!
Written by Gordon Welke
Check-Out our Web Shop at shoppabilities.com
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